So let me tell you something about my Crushes (read crashes). By this time you guys must be familiar with Miss A, I mentioned in my earlier bog "Bloody Me". Anyway let me tell about one more crush of mine.
I was in my 11th then. I had a crush on Miss S. We happened to speak only once. It was when I had offered her a coke. She refused to have it and the very next moment I gulped it down. I still cant forget the dumbstruck look on her face. A few days later, she started going around with one of my classmates. They used to go for wonderful evening walks, Miss R, my classmate and her doggy. Unfortunately(fortunately for me), the affair didn't last too long. On one such romantic walk of theirs, my classmate was bitten by the doggy. He brought up the question : Its me or the dog......she chose the dog !!! The news gave me sadistic pleasure.
Next crush I had when I was in 12th. I got very friendly with Miss N in my class. It appeared to me that...yes...she is the girl. One day, Miss N came and sat next to me...close...really close.....my heart beats shot up. She said.....I want to tell you something....but please maintain it as a secret. I knew...this was it...yes....she went on...you know...X(another classmate of mine) proposed me......and I too like him...and I accepted. I am telling you coz you are like my brother.......WHAT THE HECK ? As if the first news wasn't bad enough, the second sounded suicidal. I looked at her with an artificial smile and said....Congrats S..S..Sis !!!
Next in engineering college, there was this hottie in my class. Boy....she was a babe...Miss J. She used to stand opposite to me in the Civil practicals and I prayed for some chemistry to happen between us. But I guess, she was much smarter than I was. Miss J realized that I used to mess up all my practicals coz I used to be looking at her and not the instruments. Then something happened, I actually fell for her, oh mean I did not "FELL" for her, I laterally fell for her - on the ground, hurt my ankles and torn my jean. this made her realize that I am a total lunatic and she steered clear of me for the rest of my engineering days.
Ha ha ha.....thankfully.....I have grown out of all these......no more CRUSHES/CRASHES ......I live this way now.....
I was in my 11th then. I had a crush on Miss S. We happened to speak only once. It was when I had offered her a coke. She refused to have it and the very next moment I gulped it down. I still cant forget the dumbstruck look on her face. A few days later, she started going around with one of my classmates. They used to go for wonderful evening walks, Miss R, my classmate and her doggy. Unfortunately(fortunately for me), the affair didn't last too long. On one such romantic walk of theirs, my classmate was bitten by the doggy. He brought up the question : Its me or the dog......she chose the dog !!! The news gave me sadistic pleasure.
Next crush I had when I was in 12th. I got very friendly with Miss N in my class. It appeared to me that...yes...she is the girl. One day, Miss N came and sat next to me...close...really close.....my heart beats shot up. She said.....I want to tell you something....but please maintain it as a secret. I knew...this was it...yes....she went on...you know...X(another classmate of mine) proposed me......and I too like him...and I accepted. I am telling you coz you are like my brother.......WHAT THE HECK ? As if the first news wasn't bad enough, the second sounded suicidal. I looked at her with an artificial smile and said....Congrats S..S..Sis !!!
Next in engineering college, there was this hottie in my class. Boy....she was a babe...Miss J. She used to stand opposite to me in the Civil practicals and I prayed for some chemistry to happen between us. But I guess, she was much smarter than I was. Miss J realized that I used to mess up all my practicals coz I used to be looking at her and not the instruments. Then something happened, I actually fell for her, oh mean I did not "FELL" for her, I laterally fell for her - on the ground, hurt my ankles and torn my jean. this made her realize that I am a total lunatic and she steered clear of me for the rest of my engineering days.
Ha ha ha.....thankfully.....I have grown out of all these......no more CRUSHES/CRASHES ......I live this way now.....
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